As soon as we tweeted about our party, our page nearly got shut down. The excitement is undeniable. The intensity-palpable. You can catch the Christmas spirit in the air with a cider ladle. The anticipation for this confluence of concentrated Christmas charisma has rocked the twittersphere. Observe:
@502NIvy: 7th annual Tacky Christmas Holiday Sweater Party Soiree Spectacular Outfits required. First 25 responses get first crack at the nog.
@JonGosselin: All I have is Ed Hardy's Christmas line, so I don't have a thing to wear to the party. I'll dig up one of Kate's pregnancy outfits.
@Kate+EIGHT: @JonGosselin YOU HAVE TO BABYSIT. You and that homewrecker will not be attending.
@SarahFromAlaska: I'll bring some fresh reindeer meat. Its not Levi. Promise ;-)
@ChuckieWeissND: Hey my holiday season isn't going to be busy after all. I'll be there. Is it cool if I invite Groh and Mangino?
@TimTebow: To everyone, I'm so sorry. I promise you one thing. You will never see anyone tackier than me. You will never see anyone push a party harder to be tackier than I will push this party for the rest of the season. God Bless. PHIL 12:44.
@MikeTheSituation: The situation is vibin' hard with these broads. Shoulder pads r hawt. Guidos be jealous of my Christmas Giraffe beater.
@TheRealTigerWoods: I'll need a ride.
@MattDamon: MATT DAMON
@MileyCyrus: Thinkin bout hopin on a flight. Be in your hometown tonight. As long as the DJ plays my song.
@TeamEdward: My sweater is dark and brooding.
@TeamJacob: Do NOT transform in your sweater if you ever want to see it again. I just shredded my third one. Mom's pissed.
@KimKardashian: My onesie back flap won't button up. Time to take those Reebok Easytones out of the box.
@PatrickBateman: Huey Lewis released a Christmas album in 1986. It was really the tour de force for both classic Christian arrangements and modern secular melody!
@SHAMWOW: The Germans made my sweater. They always make good stuff.
@LizLemon: There better be Christmas Ham.
@ChadOchoCinco: Bringing the mistletoe so yall can kiss the Christmas baby.
@MichaelScott: I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candied Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops. With mint...
@TracyJordan: Griz and DotCom: grab the Christmas strippers and the reindeer getups! Here come's Santa!
@DaRealKanYeWest: Ima let you finish Mrs. Clause, but this is the greatest tacky Christmas Party of ALL TIME
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